Well the silly ferret stole my douche question! How about this: since you are enthralled with being a douche and prefer to not really answer the questions on this forum, are you gay? And! Are you a scented or unscented douche?

its not that I don't answer questions on this forum its just I have to have the proper details to answer the questions. So far most of the questions are quite vague so the responses are as equally vague.
As to the specific question as to whether I am gay I will wholeheartedly say no homosexuality here sorry. I am superbly comfortable in my heterosexuality though and am not afraid to make my straightness known. I am fine with gays just not my personal persuasion.

Ask me anything