Inclusive Employment Non-Discrimination Act Introduced in Senate for First Time - http://ping.fm/whCuW about time I say @HRCBackStory

Dang I am sore all over, perhaps I should take an orgy class, oops I meant I should take a yoga class. Sorry for the Freudian slip there.lol

RT @TechCrunch Why The FCC Wants To Smash Open The iPhone http://tcrn.ch/2CGo

"It's getting late To give you up I took a sip from my devil cup Slowly, it's taking over me"Yeah I am quoting a Britney Spears song so what

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

someday healthcare will be the issue discussed and not money

"Americans will not lose coverage, be denied, or go bankrupt"You mean the health of Americans is discussed?About damn time we fix things!

Not a good year so far in terms of historical figures and death. Why leave us Cronkite?Oops for the spelling error before http://xrl.in/2q8c

"Simply place2balls in the palm and move around,it will give you an extremely effective,yet safe and non-stressful workout."fromChineseBalls

Powerthirst!!!!!!Harness the power of 400 babies!!!!!

So pissed cause I didn't get the chance to go see Brüno today so I gotta wait till maybe Monday or Tuesday dammit.

So pissed cause I didn't get the chance to go see Brüno today so I gotta wait till maybe Monday or Tuesday dammit.

Definitely gonna go see Bruno today. txt or call if you wanna go with cause it is gonna be awesome

She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong

So yeah I pretty much had a fantastic time the entire day and I am definitely in no position to complain

I just got rick-rolled @Dollar Tree of all places&The Hangover was a classic movie

Transformers2 was pretty great and surprised me a little.Too bad they did kinda keep the parents@level of idiocy. #transformers

Wrong answer judge RT @TechCrunch How To Save The Newspapers, Vol. XII: Outlaw Linking http://bit.ly/nUepW

I just dont get it MJ promised he would take me with him to Neverland but you shall be missed either way. Sad day for la musica

so ummm yea this toothache is really messing up things&just needs to go away

Dammit why must Prince always make such amazing albums? Def go get Lotusflower 3CD set@Target so worth it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU Hmmm you know what time it is LMAO I cannot seem to ever get this video out of my head

http://ping.fm/jMLTX my new username based url that anyone can go check out now and its set in stone. ty facebook finally!

today was one of the best days I have had in quite sometime I do believe

on the radio tonight on AM1260 streamed at http://ping.fm/WrUtB tune in fools

The new BEP album "The E.N.D. is hella ballin and you should all go cop the album immediately!

Oh my its the WWDC and is looking good so far

Who woulda thought that our local police would tell me to my face that they are not allowed to have the Bill Of Rights on them in uniform?

Imponentes defendere libertatem non possunt - Those without power cannot defend liberty

Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon? Hmm delish

I have multiple statuses that just cannot seem to be pinned down at the current moment. Perhaps at sometime soon I will pin them down.

Why is it that all the good ones are taken already or is it just my imagination?

Ashley Tisdale is freaking hot. I want one of my own

Wow midday and the moon is still out and quite picturesque i might add

Gooney-goo-goo

Star Trek+Angels&Demons equaled awesomeness! Fabulous

Star Trek+Angels&Demons equalled awesomeness!

Ready to see Angels&Demons @midnight
Peachesncream

The Redflex $cameras are so going down yo

I feel like creamy lobster bisque

Love me hate me Say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

Today i am gonna see red

I think i might be a plushiphile now. J/K

I think i might be a plushiphile now. J/K

Do you want a little drinky? I'll get you a drink. You like Bailey's? Mmmm... creamy. Soft, creamy beige.

Rationality increases through minor instances of irrationality.

Why?

"I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down Pissing the night away Pissing the night away"

"Don't you feel like a pony when you sweat…I'm a pony, im vogueing." LMFAO what a great statement that sums life up so simply.

a little chilly but it is definitely shaping up to be an awesome yet tiring week. one more week till finals and then liberation arrives.

I am so ready for my kiddy pool full of nutella. lmao j/k

oh that silly Crank 2 movie had way too much fun with my facebook page but I can still hardly wait to see the movie. Friday is the day yep

Hey bitches, toodles. Isn't that just fabulous

'tis the season I be hunting the four leaf clover and being quite good at it too

Who wants to drink some blood with me to celebrate how the god somehow died for 3 days while still never having been gone from heaven?

"How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?"Oh that Bruno is so,silly I can hardly wait to see Sacha Baron Cohen do it again!

Chicken Noodle Soup Chicken Noodle Soup Chicken Noodle Soup Wit A Soda On The Side

I like that boom boom pow Them chicken jockin’ my style They try copy my swagger Im on that next shit now Im so 3008 Your so 2000 and late

I'm a monsterI'm a mavenI know this world is changin'Never gave inNever gave upI'm the only thing I'm afraid of

Whats in my mind! "Mahna mahna
(ba dee bedebe)
mahna mahna
(ba debe dee)
mahna mahna
(ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)"

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps yeah
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps

Just because I am not the source of your happiness doesn't mean I cannot go out and buy some instead. I have some serious connections. lulz

Back from a long day of atheist ordeals. The best part is that it wasn't necessarily atheist but more just a good time. Amigos and Acoustic rocked

http://ping.fm/GtcYS please sign this and I will forward this to the admin to help fix this issue

http://ping.fm/pBiPD Give it to me baby. I'll make ya holla till ya had enough. Give me that funk that sweet funky stuff.

Fish-heads, fish-heads,
Roly-poly fish-heads;
Fish-heads, fish-heads,
Eat them up, yum! http://ping.fm/QRNKC

I am a jackass for not having been able to make it to the Ashley's party and am sorry but on a lighter note I had plenty of pie for Pi Day!

Happy Pi Day everybody! Now go walk in a circle while eating some warm apple pie. Sounds like a tasty holiday doesn't it?

I think my swag just made you wet yourself. Its OK just realize that's how I roll biatches. haha

Checking out my TweetStats! http://ping.fm/Sj8fa

Why have octuplets when you can have criplets or bloodlets instead. At least they will be able to have some swag hold it down fosho!

Matthew 5:34 Jesus is quite clear that you cannot take oaths. I guess that means Christians cannot hold public office or swear on a Bible.

I am such a dirty little blonde! yeppers sure am hehe

So it is spring break, I am blonde now, and I am wanting to not be so fucking broke. Damn the timing it seems.

Watchmen was fucking amazing&if you havent seen it yet you should or else you suck

So I have a ticket for Watchmen for 730 tonight and meant to buy same time tomorrow. Anyone wanna buy my ticket so I can buy the correct 1?

is the 32,133rd person to join the cause Support Stem Cell Research. Join him: http://ping.fm/w1D4d

I don't get it. I had an awesome time tonight yet it makes me realize just how lonely I am right now. Oh well enough sob stories I suppose.

So yea the Atheist/Freethought meeting was awesome and I will certainly be there next time!

I could really go for a chili dog,or maybe I could get two girls and a cup of chili and see what would happen from there.for @tasha &company

To celebrate things I bought my own personal Jesus today at the Dollar Tree

http://ping.fm/G5nJN I do believe I am over believing in God unless someone has something to bring me back?

http://ping.fm/G5nJN I do believe I am over believing in God unless someone has something to bring me back?

Its almost hard to believe how well my life is going at the moment. I hope it stays this way.

I wonder if I should go ahead and mark that one off my bucketlist? perhaps I might try that one again just to make sure. Officially cheery!

my oh my pictures certainly do say a thousand words but I honestly think I am speechless for once.

being single means I can hardly wait for Valentines Weekend to be over as quickly as possible

What a great evening watching Dirty Dancing at the Cave Common Grounds. Not too shabby

about to see Dirty Ddancing on campus hoping it wasn't rained out or something crazy.

Children's Health Insurance Program Reauthorization Act of 2009-Vote Passed (290-135, 8 Not Voting)Rep. Phil Roe voted NO..no surprise there

Im gonna take my time!She gon'get hers before I... Im gonna take it slow,Im not gonna rush to stroll, so she can get a...Sensual Seduction

Im gonna take my time!She gon'get hers before I...
Im gonna take it slow,Im not gonna rush to stroll, so she can get a...Sensual Seduction

I am quite done with even trying to go to fencing. Dang event is never as supposedly scheduled.

hopefully I am up for this evening where I check out this idea of fencing

@ijustine RT I want a valentines day treat! Watch video http://ping.fm/H5atw I suggest you all do the same cause she is amazing.lol

Underworld 3 was alright, my lower back hurts, any why can't the weather be this nice all year round

with suck a beautiful day I guess I should finally get out after having been sick for the past week.

Dont you feel like a pony when you sweat out moist squish mittens? I mean doesnt that sound remotely appealing to anyone?lMAO didnt think so

school is out on account of the snow and I am rather pleased if I do say so myself. Time to be a rascal now.

Yep I need me a hot girl. Maybe two but I don't wanna get greedy. lol